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Burning Man 2006

BURNING MAN FESTIVAL 2006 - etoy.AGENTS braving the desert nights, sand in our teeth, resolve in our red eyes.

one small boot

WELCOME to all new M∞ PILOTS!

As of today, etoy.CORPORATION presents the MISSION ETERNITY SARCOPHAGUS, a mobile sepulcher for users who prefer to be buried at an undetermined geographical location, at the Burning Man 2006. Check us out near the temple (open after sundown), or visit the etoy.CREW at the playaQ camp site at 4:30 and brave!!!

The mobile cemetery tank is a 20 foot ISO standard cargo container which potentially travels planet earth forever. The inside walls of the tank are covered with 12,000 individually addressable LED pixels, forming an immersive, semi-interactive display system with each pixel offering a last resting place of a M∞ PILOT. The system therefore allows for simple re-location of the mortal remains of up to 1000 M∞ PILOTS.

>> YOU ARE INVITED TO JOIN MISSION ETERNITY - ONE OF THE MOST CHALLENGING OPEN CONTENT PROJECTS IN THE HISTORY OF ART.
STORAGE ANGELS, CODERS, LAWYERS AND MORTAL REMAINS COURIERS CAN APPLY ONLINE FOR ANGEL STATUS AND PARTICIPATE IN THE MISSION.
> http://www.missioneternity.org/angels

Visit http://www.missioneternity.org for detailed project documentation, software download, and initiation protocols.
To support MISSION ETERNITY contact

>> COMMUNICATION: Due to extensive offline operations in LA, some etoy.AGENTS missed considerable amounts of emails, phone calls and other data traffic. Please visit http://www.etoy.com/contact and resend your messages to specific agents if you did not get the answer you were looking/waiting for. The etoy.CREW apologizes for the communication inconvenience.
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etoy at HELMHAUS ZURICH

(english version below)

MISSION ETERNITY im HELMHAUS ZURICH: 21. July - 3. September 2006.
OPENING diesen Freitag um 18.00!

etoy zeigt die neuste Serie von Zertifikaten "MISSION ETERNITY - CROSSING THE DEADLINE" und die ersten 2048 LED-Lichtpunkte der Reise durch Raum und Zeit. Wir laden Sie ein zur Vernissage "Werk- und Atelierstipendien der Stadt Zuerich": 21.7.2006 um 18h im Helmhaus (Limmatquai 31 / Tram No.4 / Station Helmhaus).

Feiern Sie mit etoy diesen wichtigen Meilenstein kurz vor dem TAKE-OFF in San Jose / Kalifornien.

WIR BRAUCHEN IHRE HILFE: Aufgrund einer Kostenexplosion an Board und bedingt durch die Finanz-Politik userer Amerikanischen Partner droht etoy die Zahlungsunfaehigkeit. Die Schweizer Banken verweigern weitere Kredite. Nur eine Handvoll mutiger Pioniere ist bereit etoy zu begleiten auf dem Trip hinter die Grenzen der Vorstellungskraft.

KONKRET: Es fehlen kurzfristig 30'000 CHF. Die etoy.CO-FOUNDERS und TOYWAR-Veteranen etoy.GRAMAZIO, etoy.KUBLI und etoy.ZAI treten deshalb persoenlich 2'500 Aktienanteile im Wert von rund 22'000 USD an Kleininvestoren ab um die Schulden zu tilgen.

SPECIAL-OFFER: waehrend den naechsten 4 Wochen gibt es eine Serie von EYB Zertifikaten (Digital Lambda Prints, 30x30 cm, Edition 1/10) fuer 450 CHF. Mit diesem Angebot wendet sich etoy an Freunde und Fans, um die Unabhaengigkeit des radikalen Projekts MISSION ETERNITY zu gewaehrleisten. etoy zieht viele kleine Privat-Investoren einem uebermaechtigen und kommerziellen Grossanleger zur Überbrückung der aktuellen Notlage vor.

BE PART WHEN THE FIRST PILOTS CROSS THE LINE AND ENTER AFTER LIFE - THE MOST VIRTUAL OF ALL WORLDS. (LINK NEW SERIE:) MISSION ETERNITY - CROSSING THE DEADLINE / series 2006

Alle neuen Zertifikate zu MISSION ETERNITY können hier angeschaut werden:
http://www.etoy.com/blog/archive/2006/07/20/share-issues-july-2006.html

travelling space and time forever
thank you for flying etoy

+++ENGLISH VERSION+++

MISSION ETERNITY at HELMHAUS ZURICH: July 21 - September 3, 2006.
OPENING this Friday at 6 p.m.!

etoy displays the latest series of share certificates that document "MISSION ETERNITY - CROSSING THE DEADLINE" and the first 2048 LED lights start their voyage through space and time. We invite you to the opening "Werk- und Atelierstipendien der Stadt Zuerich": July, 21, 2006 at 6 p.m. at Helmhaus (Limmatquai 31 / Tram No.4 / Station Helmhaus).

Celebrate this milestone with etoy just before TAKE-OFF in San Jose / California.

WE NEED YOUR HELP: Due to cost increases and massive efforts for the production of MISSION ETERNITY infrastructure and due to the financial shortfall of our American partners, etoy faces insolvency. Only a handful of pioneers is ready to accompany etoy on a trip that crosses the ultimate deadline.

STRATEGY: The founding members and TOYWAR veterans etoy.GRAMAZIO, etoy.KUBLI, and etoy.ZAI are offering 2,500 etoy.SHARES at a current value of 22,000 USD to retail investors in order to pay off short-term debt.

SPECIAL OFFER: The current series of EYB certificates (30x30 cm certificates, edition 1/10) is available for 350 USD. With this offer, etoy targets friends and fans to preserve the independence of MISSION ETERNITY. The management prefers a large number of small, private investors over one large sponsor to bridge the current financial crisis.

BE PART WHEN THE FIRST PILOTS CROSS THE LINE AND ENTER AFTER LIFE - THE MOST VIRTUAL OF ALL WORLDS. (LINK NEW SERIE:) MISSION ETERNITY - CROSSING THE DEADLINE / series 2006

All new certificate issues?for MISSION ETERNITY can be seen here:
http://www.etoy.com/blog/archive/2006/07/20/share-issues-july-2006.html

travelling space and time forever
thank you for flying etoy

+++MISSION STATEMENT AND SUMMARY+++

MISSION ETERNITY is an information technology driven cult of the dead. etoy.CORPORATION digitally sends M∞ PILOTS across the ultimate boundary to investigate afterlife, the most virtual of all worlds.

The plan is to install a community of the living and the dead that reconfigures the way information society deals with memory (conservation/loss), time (future/presence/past) and death. Under the protection of thousands of M∞ ANGELS (the living) the PILOTS (the dead) travel space and time forever.

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The dead continue to exist as biomass and traces in the global memory: in governmental data-bases, in family archives, in professional records, and in emotional data stored in the bio-memory of our social network. At the heart of MISSION ETERNITY stands the creation and ultra-long-term conservation of M? ARCANUM CAPSULES, interactive portraits and digital communication systems for human beings facing death (M∞ PILOTS).

The M∞ ARCANUM CAPSULES contain digital fragments of the life, knowledge and soul of the users and enable them to
maintain an active presence post mortem: as infinite data particles they forever circulate the global info sphere hosted in the shared memory of thousands of networked computers and mobile devices of M∞ ANGELS, people who contribute a part of their digital storage capacity to the mission.

Independent of religious beliefs and scientific speculations, MISSION ETERNITY explores life after death. The operation is based on facts: all we know for sure is that we leave behind mortal remains and a massive body of information.

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preview of the MISSION ETERNITY SARCOPHAGUS

PRESS-PREVIEW: Freitag, 16. JUNI 2006: 17.00-20.00
ORT: DOCK18 / GRUBENSTRASSE 18 / ZURICH-BINZ www.dock18.ch

Vor dem Aufbruch zur grossen USA-Tour (Silicon Valley, San Francisco, Nevada, New
York / Juli - Oktober 2006) gibt etoy am 16. Juni in Zürich erstmals und exklusiv Einblick
in die bisher teuerste und aufwändigste Komponente von MISSION ETERNITY: ein
mobiler Multi-User-Sarkophag für Pioniere des Informationszeitalters.

PDF PRESS RELEASE JUNE 16, 2006

BACKGROUND: Seit mehr als zwei Jahren arbeitet die berühmteste Schweizer
Medienkunstgruppe etoy (for INFO scroll down) an MISSION ETERNITY (Berichte im
Tagesanzeiger am 24.4.2006 und in der NZZ am 4.3.2006). Den Kern des Projektes
bilden digitale Portraits von Usern, die – nach ihrem physischen Tod – für alle Ewigkeit
durch Raum und Zeit reisen werden.

++++etoy.AGENT VINCENT / researcher Lab of Physical Chemistry ETH ZURICH:
« ...Together with our test pilot SEPP KEISER - born 1923 in Zug - we
extracted a first digital capsule that contains multimedia messages for
future generations: official data, google feedback, voice recordings,
images, secrets and knowledge that Mr. Keiser is ready to share after his
death. With mobile phones and on the net, the "digital-ghost" can be
visited in his «ARCANUM CAPSULE» - another dimension of artistic
portrait. It documents human life in a radically new and interactive way -
even in hundreds of years from now. etoy distributes the data in a
network of thousands of servers and phones worldwide to conserve it.» ++++

Der in der Schweiz gebaute High-Tech SARKOPHAG wird die sterblichen Ueberreste der
MISSION ETERNITY USER einbetten in eine Matrix von 17’000 High-Power-LEDs und
macht die verkapselten Daten auf einem dreidimensionalen und begehbaren Pixel-
Bildschirm interaktiv zugänglich.
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etoy.ACTIVITIES update 18.5./20.5.2006

++ May 18, 2006 in Biel: 18:15 Nocturne, meet the artists.

Centre PasquArt / BRANDING: Das Kunstwerk zwischen Authentizität und Aura, Kritik und Kalkül (including artists Jenny Holzer, Sylvie Fleury, Urs Lüthi, etoy.CORPORATION a.m.o.)

Presentation by two members of the etoy.MANAGEMENT who will officially launch the etoy.HOLOGRAM.

The cutting edge security solution is used to authenticate etoy.SHARE-CERTIFICATES. Each hologram contains micro text, encrypted hidden features, a serial number and holographic elements that are virtually impossible to counterfeit. The etoy.HOLOGRAM is the result of a 6 months collaboration between etoy.IR, graphic designer Brigitte Lampert and the Swiss high tech company 3D-AG - one of the few manufacturers of high security holograms for bank notes, passports etc.

etoy will give a short overview of projects and presents the state of development of its current venture MISSION ETERNITY to the public.



++ May 20, 2006 in Zurich Binz: 13:00-18:00

The etoy.ZURICH-BRANCH has a new home: SUPERTANKER at Binzstrasse 23 in Zurich.

To cut costs and to focus all resources on MISSION ETERNITY, etoy.CORPORATION decided to close its offices at Dienerstrasse and transferred all local agents to the new etoy.TANK-PLANT.

etoy.TANK #17 and one MISSION ETERNITY TANK moved to the new Binz location offered by sponsor SWISS LIFE. Another etoy.TANK will arrive in June when MISSION ETERNITY expands to the USA.

The opening for the renovated office building SUPERTANKER and for the new etoy.ZURICH-BRANCH will be held this Saturday, May 20, during the afternoon.

etoy.AGENTS look forward to refreshing you!
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MISSION ETERNITY UPDATES

Dear high risk art consumer,

Today, April 10, etoy performs a critical mission check. experts will x-ray MISSION ETERNITY - the electronic framework which enables users to travel space and time forever. Four days later TESTPILOT No.1, Sepp Keiser (age 82) will be ready for ENCAPSULATION TEST No.4 (Karfreitag, April 14 2006). Three previous tests failed due to logistic, financial or technical problems. The mission is in danger.

MISSION CHECK No.1: Monday April 10, 2006 / START: 18:30:00
ENCAPSULATION No.4: Friday April 14, 2006 / START: 16:00:00
LOCATION: Kunstraum Walcheturm -> Kanonengase 20, 8004 Zurich.

Mission check and encapsulation are public events and can be followed
for an investement of 2 CHF (9 etoy.FIZZLES = 0,18 etoy.SHARE).
etoy.CORPORATION rejects passive culture tourists who do not share the
risk and passion for radical contemporary art (as usual: etoy wants your
knowledge, soul and capital). In return for your investment, MISSION ETERNITY CONTENT enters the public domain* and all code is 100% open source - a fair deal and a reasonable alternative to the established art market.

The crew is getting ready for a critical mission check. Local art and technology experts as well as the public will look for weak points in the MISSION ETERNITY PLAN.

10.4.2006 / mission check schedule:

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18.30 - 19.30: MORTAL REMAINS TANK inspection / DISPLAY outlook
19.30 - 21.30: Worksession: CODE / TEXT / VISUALS
21.30 - >>>>>+ social engineering


PREVIEW 14.-16.4.2006:
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Good Friday, April 14: 16.00-19.00: Encapsulation TESTPILOT Sepp Keiser
Saturday, April 15: 10.00-18.00: Work session / visuals & database
Easter Sunday, April 16: 18.00: Peek behind the scenes:
etoy.FINANCE opens the books.
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IN PARALLEL:
etoy at MUSEE COCO (Les Complices) at "enter"/Kunstmuseum Thun,
April 15 - May 14 - Vernissage: April 13 2006, 19.00.
and
etoy.CORPORATION at Centre Pasquart in Biel: Visit and browse the
etoy.HISTORY / First appearance of the etoy.HOLOGRAM in the catalogue
and via newly issued etoy.SHARE-CERTIFICATES

BRANDING: Das Kunstwerk zwischen Authentizität und Aura, Kritik und
Kalkül (including artists Jenny Holzer, Sylvie Fleury, Urs Lüthi a.m.o.)
http://www.pasquart.ch/d/kunsthaus.d/ausstellungsdetail1.d.jsp?ID_Display=10001R

Special event: May 18, 18:15 Nocturne, meet the artists. Presentation by
two members of the etoy.MANAGMENT.
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For further questions, please contact:
INVESTOR RELATIONS
etoy.CORPORATION
www.etoy.com
haefligerATetoyD0Tcom

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* etoy.LAWYERS work on a special creative commons license for mortal
remains and the arcanum capsule.
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START OF etoy's MISSION ETERNITY / M∞ in ZURICH

...CROSSING THE DEADLINE...

(short english version below)

Einladung public etoy.OPENING (19:00) und Projektpraesentation (20:00)
im Kunstraum Walcheturm (www.walcheturm.ch) diesen Donnerstag: 2.3.2006.

M∞ / MISSION ETERNITY ist ein Totenkult für das Informationszeitalter.
Lebende Personen werden von etoy.AGENTEN digital erfasst (encapsulated) und auf eine endlose Reise durch Raum und Zeit vorbereitet. Beim Eintritt des klinischen Todes eines M∞ USERS wird ein individueller POST MORTEM PLAN aktiviert. Die MISSION ETERNITY KAPSEL beginnt sich in der Folge zu vervielfaeltigen und auf Servern, Mobiltelefonen etc. einzunisten. Die sterblichen Ueberreste der M∞ USER werden in einem mobilen Sarkophag (MORTAL REMAINS TANK) eingegossen und in diesem ebenfalls auf eine endlose Reise geschickt: in einem modifizierten Frachtcontainer zirkuliert die Biomasse fortan im globalen Netz der Cargo-Logistik. Der MORTAL REMAINS TANK wird den Link zu den Daten der M∞ USER gewaehrleisten und audiovisuelles Material "abspielen".

Am 2. Maerz werden mindestens acht etoy.AGENTEN im Kunstraum Walcheturm
anwesend sein um die langfristigen Plaene sowie die konkreten
Aspekte der Mission zu erklaeren. Die etoy.AGENTEN beantworten Fragen, zeigen erstes Bildmaterial und fuehren durch den noch rohen MORTAL REMAINS TANK.

...

BACKGROUND: etoy - eine der beruehmtesten und beruechtigtsten Medienkunstgruppen landete letzten Mittwoch heimlich mit zwei etoy.CARGO-TANKS (mobile Studio-, Wohn-, Display-, Server- und Produktions-Container) im Zuercher Kreis 4, wo ein Teil der etoy.AGENTEN vor ueber 12 Jahren - lange vor dem Beginn des Internet Booms - mit der Arbeit an einer transnationalen Firmen-Skulptur begonnen hat.

Die etoy.AGENTEN machen nach einem Arbeits-Aufenthalt in Berlin fuer zwei Monate Halt in Zuerich. etoy macht die Produktion ihres bisher grössten Projekts öffentlich und gibt erstmals vollumfaenglich Einblick in die Entstehung, die Budgetierung, und die technischen Details ihres brisanten Internet-Kunstwerks, welches im Anschluss virtuell und in physischer Form als Cargo-Container-Installation auf Worldtour geschickt wird (erste Stationen: ISEA 2006 in San Jose - das weltweit groesste Festival fuer digitale Kunst / 5. bis 13. August und Burning Man in Black Rock City - Nevada / 28. August bis 4. September 2006). MISSION ETERNITY wird im April zudem im Rahmen von Digital Brainstorming im Kornhaus Bern, im Plug-In Basel und im Neuwerk Konstanz vorgestellt. Eine grosse Ausstellung im Centre PasquArt in Biel (April/Mai 2006) ergänzt die Operation auf Schweizer Boden.

Das Monsterprojekt wird vom Bundesamt fuer Kultur (sitemapping.ch), von Stadt und Kanton Zurich, von der Stadt Zug sowie den Partnern Lista, 3D AG, Netzwirt, Eunet, Canon und dem Migros Kulturprozent unterstuetzt.

etoy bedankt sich zudem bei Gruen Zurich, beim Bauamt der Stadt und bei
der Zuercher Verwaltungspolizei fuer das Entgegenkommen und die gute
Zusammenarbeit.

...

etoy.HISTORY: erstmals aufgefallen durch den "digital hijack" (1.5 Millionen Geiseln im Internet und Prix Ars Electronica 1996) schaffte etoy mit dem TOYWAR in den Jahren 1999 und 2000 den globalen Durchbruch. Die Story des Trademark- und Domain-Streits mit dem Amerikanischen E-Commerce-Giganten eToys ging rund um die Welt und in die Kunstgeschichte ein. TOYWAR ist Gegenstand von zahlreichen Buechern, Dokumentarfilmen, Doktorarbeiten etc. Neben diesen Hypes hat etoy seit 1994 zahlreiche Medienkunstprojekte (i.e. etoy.TIMEZONE, etoy.SHARE, etoy.DAYCARE) realisiert und Werke in wichtigen Museen in der Schweiz, in Europa, Asien und den USA gezeigt (unter anderem im Palais de Tokyo Paris, am MIT Medialab Boston, ICC Toyko, Arco Madrid, Kunsthalle St. Gallen, Postmasters New York).

weitere infos zu etoy: www.etoy.com, history.etoy.com und www.etoy.com/blog (für events)

interview anfragen: http://www.etoy.com/contact/
pls. do not reply to this email!

INTERNATIONAL SHORT VERSION:

Public Production of etoy - Visit the MISSION ETERNITY PRODUCTION PLANT
at Kaserne/Kunstraum Walcheturm in Zurich.

On Feb 21 2006, 2 etoy.TANKS coming from Berlin and China landed in Zurich to launch a two-month public production period visible and open to the public. etoy.AGENTS produce hardware and software for the MISSION ETERNITY project, launched by etoy.

MISSION ETERNITY is a technology-driven cult of the dead, an interactive work of art that crosses the ultimate boundary. The production of this long-term, multi-faceted community sarcophagus offers a unique point-of-entry into the processes that drive media art today. Art consumers, etoy.INVESTORS, friends, and the public are invited to join the production and engage in an active exchange with the etoy.CREW .

From March 2 to April 28, 2006, the etoy.CREW works at Kasernenareal/Walcheturm in Zurich. For scheduled events, please consult www.etoy.com/blog.

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INVITATION: this saturday! FRIENDLY FIRE in Berlin

PERSOENLICHE EINLADUNG: etoy&PLATOON
---N20-GRILL-POOL-WLAN-BOTOX-APERO--



TARGET DESCRIPTION: friends of etoy.
interested culture tourists welcome.

TIMING: 23.7.2005 / 8pm - 1am.
in case of nice weather->pool open->3pm.

TARGET LOCK: north 52°31.53' east 13°24.28'
weinmeisterstr.3 / berlin (alexanderplatz)
map link

TROOPS: etoy.AGENTS and PLATOON cultural
developers


CONTEXT: 10 etoy.AGENTS from all over the
world gather this weekend to discuss and
vote on the strategy & content 2006. the
etoy.GENERAL-MEETING-2005 takes place on
the 35th floor of the PARK INN Berlin.

the group plans massive investments in
MISSION ETERNITY - a multi user sarcophagus
for the information age. So far, one beta
test pilot (82 years old mr. keiser,
microfilm pioneer from the city of zug)
works with the crew on the production of
the first interactive ARCANUM CAPSULE in
which mr. keiser will be traveling trough
space and time forever.

the first regular users will be recruited
during the burning man festival in the nevada
desert (august 29 – september 5, 2005).


prospective users may contact: pilots@etoy.com


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PARTNERS: EUnet/Celebration Hotels/TEC-IT
/PLATOON - cultural development incl. Adidas
/Produkt & Vision - www.produktundvision.com
/Pro Helvetia/LISTA - making workspace work
/Sitemapping.ch/City of Zug/Kanton Zurich
/MIGROS kulturprozent - science & future
/La Claustra/BONOWI

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Internship with etoy.CORPORATION

For its current oparations in Switzerland, etoy.CORPORATION is looking for a dynamic, self-started intern in media art with a special interest in public relations. Benefits include a first-hand exposure to the development phase of a large-scale media art project in an international art corporation, direct involvement in the preparation of press releases and operation planning, as well as special agent status.

The planning and roll-out of our current project requires skills and artistic endeavor in cosmonautics, gereatrics and metaphysics. As these subjects tend to be rarely taught in school, our agents share an abrasive sense of discovery and collaborate across disciplines to deliver high quality art products. Languages used are English, German and French. Experience in public relations, the care of elderly people, art production, and programming are assets. Share our challenge and apply today!

Contact agent.HAEFLIGER, Investor Relations
haefligerATetoyDOTcom
www.etoy.com

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last 2004 etoy.MFO-PARK-EVENTS in zurich

-> last 2004 etoy.MFO-PARK-EVENTS in zurich:

2.10.04: etoy.BYE-BYE-GRILL for our friends!
28.9.04: PHP BOOK RELEASE (CONTEXT OF OSCOM)


urgent call! WANTED: space for etoy.TANK /CH


****DETAILS************************************
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-> 2.10.04: etoy.BYE-BYE-GRILL fuer alle
freunde, freaks und wannabes, die sich noch ein
letztes mal mit der painstation anlegen wollen
oder es bisher verpasst haben die etoy.CREW in
der grandiosen mfo-park-anlage zu besuchen.

diesen samstag ab 18:00 (ende ca. um 11:00)

DJs: etoy.ROCK-DELUXE, etoy.NEWTRON (live from
vienna) and etoy.SILVAN (live from new delhi).

der eintritt ist frei - grillwaren (fleisch/veg)
und drinks fuer 10 sfr (etoy.ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT).

LOCATION: MFO PARK, direkt hinter dem bahnhof
oerlikon (zuege ab zurich HB alle 10 minuten).

kick your own ass - its really a cool location.


-> 28.9.04: PHP USER GROUP SWITZERLAND & etoy
host BOOK RELEASE: "PHP de Luxe - php 5 edition"
with contributions from our friends christian
stocker & hannes gassert and "PHP fuer
fortgeschrittene" by h. fuecks / s. zic

PLUS: roaring regexps - a tutorial about regular
expressions by derick rethans, core developer
of PHP, xdebug and much more.

http://blog.bitflux.ch/archive/phpug_ch_meeting_2_2004_the_battle_of_the_books.html


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urgent call: etoy sucht eine lagermoeglichkeit
fuer einen etoy.TANK (40 fuss container)
fuer die winterpause 04/05 (ca. 4 monate).

anforderungen: 12m x 2.5m grundflaeche in
zurich / zurich suburb (oerlikon, schlieren,
altstetten etc) zb in werkhof, auf parkplatz,
restparzelle, zwischennutzung fabrikareal...

etoy bezahlt fuer wertvolle tips und hosting
mit etoy.SHARES. contact: cfo@etoy.com

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etoy.INVITATION 9.9.2004 / MFO PARK ZURICH

dear etoy.FRIEND & ART INVESTOR!

we invite you to celebrate the
launch of the etoy.ART-COLLECTION
at this season's investor relations
party: HOW TO SPEND IT.

THURSDAY 09-09-2004 6PM TO 11PM.
(TRAINS FROM ZURICH HB EVERY 10 MIN.)

visit the etoy.TANK-PLANT in the
spectacular MFO park / zurich nord
for a casual etoy.AFTER-WORK-PARTY


MAP and PICTURES:LINK

cash in on this unique opportunity
to become an etoy.SHAREHOLDER.
...or have an orange etoy.SOUP with
the management, a drink with special
agents, discover new features of the
legendary etoy.TANKS and play the
etoy.PAINSTATION, the first high
value asset in the etoy.ART-COLLECTION.

! fur guys - the masterminds behind
! the painstation - will be present!

CHECK THEM OUT!


MORE INFO: check /
or www.etoy.com (MFO webcam!)




kisses from etoy.CORPORATION!



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etoy.TIME-BACK-GUARANTEE:
should you not be satisfied with the
event, an etoy.AGENT will perform in
your job on your behalf to compensate
your time loss. etoy.AGENTS qualify
for a broad range of tasks including
social engineering, derivatives
trading, logistics management, sales,
and art production. please contact
investor relations directly:

HAEFLIGER@etoy.com

***
2004 operations of etoy.CORPORATION are based on strategic alliances with TEC-IT, Debian GNU/Linux, LISTA, la claustra, MIGROS, APPLE COMPUTER, IBM, Pro Helvetia, FUNDACION ALTADIS, Mondriaan Foundation, the Netherlands Architecture Fund, AFK Amsterdams Fund for Art, and the labor and money of 2500 individuals (etoy.SHAREHOLDERS and etoy.AGENTS in Europe, the USA and Asia).
***


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