mysterious gsm network in baghdad

so you're going to baghdad on business? you have everything important packed (toothbrush, french wines, cuban cigars and your trusty uzi), but are still somewhat worried about the spotty phone service?

fret not! reuters reports the discovery of a mysterious gsm cellular phone network, which started to provide roaming services in the very city of baghdad; currently the world head quarters of the axis of evil.

officially there's no such thing as a cellular network in baghdad and vodafone - the service provider - is somewhat mystified about the newest offering in their product portfolio.


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share a tune, go to jail

Our friends at wired report that sharing music may turn into a mighty expensive hobby.

A new bill proposed in Congress on Wednesday would land a person in prison for five years and impose a fine of $250,000 for uploading a single file to a peer-to-peer network.

The bill was introduced by Reps. John Conyers Jr. (D-Mich.) and Howard Berman (D-Calif.). They said the bill is designed to increase domestic and international enforcement of copyright laws.

You may want to consider such information next time such politicians for sale come up for election.




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Virginia anti-spam law

The state of Virginia has just passed a new anti-spam law, described by the New York Times below:

"The new statute adds criminal penalties for fraudulent, high-volume spammers. It outlaws practices like forging the return address line of an e-mail message or hacking a computer to send spam surreptitiously. Those found guilty of sending more than 10,000 such deceptive e-mail messages in one day would be subject to a prison term of one to five years and forfeiture of profits and assets connected with these activities."

It's nice to know lawmakers are getting the message, even though I suspect this law will have little if any effect on virgina spam traffic.

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