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URGENTLY WANTED: TOYWAR.actors

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THE etoy.CORPORATION LOOKS FOR PEOPLE FOR A FILM SHOOTING!
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EMERGENCY! IT'S NOW OR NEVER.


WE LOST 10 AGENTS IN A SPECIAL OPERATION IN LEGO LAND.
THIS toy.SOLDIERS HAVE TO BE REPLACED...


WE NEED TOYWAR.soldiers OR etoy.FANS FOR A SHORT DATED
EXCITING FILM SHOOTING IN SWITZERLAND: HARBOR OF BASEL,
WHERE THE etoy.TANK7 STARTS AN EXTREME TRIP AND ANOTHER
INTERCONTINENTAL LOGISTICS OPERATION (ZURICH - MANHATTAN)...

TOYWAR.soldiers IN SPECIAL DRESSES AND BULLET PROOF
VESTS NEED TO PROTECT THE DEPARTURE OF etoy.TANK7
WHICH SERVED AS TOYWAR.press-office BETWEEN NOVEMBER
1999 and FEBRUARY 2000. 100 % EXCITEMENT GUARANTEED.

if you are / or know someone :

-165 - 180 cm tall / not too fat (we like fat people...
but the person has to fit in the dress)
-male / female / transsexual
-excited & flexible... ready to be picked up early in the
morning of the 30th of march(TOMORROW) in zurich or basel...

---> you are our special agent !

GLORY & FAME ARE WAITING ! + 100 etoy.SHARE UNITS!

ON THURSDAY, 30th of MARCH, THE CORPORATE etoy.HELICOPTER
LEAVES ZURICH AT 7 A.M..

THE etoy.TANK7 CREW IS READY TO TAKE OFF!
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO COOPERATE WITH YOU!

INFORM YOUR FRIENDS IN ZURICH & BASEL. FORWARD THIS MAIL.

ACTION. BUSINESS. ENTERTAINMENT. 100% FREE!

& CALL ++41 / (0) 79 321 59 40 or ++41 / 01 242 40 81 (temp. press office untill
31th of march 2000)

talk to etoy.ZAI or send an email right now: zai@etoy.com

nobody invests to lose money...
your etoy.TANK7-CREW

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