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FRIENDLY ORDER

HONOURED TOYWAR.agent,

YOU HAVE HEARD IT... THE DNS ROOT ENTRIES ARE BACK
IN THE NSI DATABASE.

A TOYWAR.parade WILL CELEBRATE YOUR GLORIOUS
VICTORY OVER BOTH CORPORATE GIANTS: eToys & NSI!

WE RETURN TO DEFCON 3.

THE PARADE WILL TAKE PLACE WITHIN THE NEXT DAYS
ON www.etoy.com! AS SOON AS THE INJUNCTION AGAINST
THE etoy.CORPORATION IS COMPLETELY ERADICATED FROM
THIS PLANET THE LEGENDARY WEB SERVER WILL BE
ONLINE AGAIN (A CALIFORNIAN COURT STILL WORKS ON
THAT / etoy.LAWYERS MAKE PRESSURE). etoy WILL
REWARD THE HEROES WITH MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF
etoy.SHARES (AND TOYWAR.medals), AND
TOYWAR.veterans WITH THE "IMMORTALITY-STATUS"
(THEY WILL NEVER HAVE TO BUY ENERGY ANYMORE!).

TOYWAR.veterans include all toy soldiers who
registered in the early days of this war and who
helped to fight the giants. all soldiers who have
been recruited after the capitulation of NSI (on
saturday, february 12, 2000) will be transferred
to the TOYWAR.tourists DEPT.

THE TOYWAR PLATFORM WILL BE OPENED UP FOR OTHER
WAR.tourists. TOYWAR.com WILL TURN INTO A MONUMENT
WHICH WILL REMIND THE UPCOMING GENERATIONS ABOUT
THE DESTRUCTIVE NATURE OF CORPORATE BULLYING AND
THE TERRIBLE CONSEQUENCES FOR CEOS, SHAREHOLDERS
AND EMPLOYEES WHO TRY TO IGNORE THE RIGHTS OF THE
COMMUNITY & ART.

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! IN CASE OF A FURTHER
ATTACK TOYWAR.com WILL IMMEDIATELY EVACUATE ALL
WAR. TOURISTS AND MOBILIZE THE LEGENDARY TROOPS.

all TOYWAR.heroes, official etoy.AGENTS (more than
80 points/shares), veterans (about 700 debugging
and beta test pilots), and soldiers will get the
right to vote about the future of etoy.com (voting
will take place in peaceful TOYWAR.voting-offices
on www.toywar.com. the etoy.MANAGEMENT will make
suggestions soon. one topic will be the request of
one of the biggest (american) corporations to do a
cinema ad with etoy and to use the etoy.BRAND to
sell lots of problematic products. the voting
directions will be sent to you by email.

ACTUAL ORDER:
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nominate your heroes: every agent is asked to send
an email with suggestions and a short comment to
elect the most important, inspiring, coolest,
sexiest or bravest TOYWAR.soldiers.

send your nominations (full name, email address or
combat name with a short, but clear, 3 sentences
description / comment) to heroes@toybomb.com.

your email will be rewarded with 2 etoy.POINTS/SHARES.

TIME IS LIMITED TO 24 HOURS (TIME IN YOUR eMAIL HEADER).

SIGNED:
TOYWAR.board



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if you are tired of being a TOYWAR.agent: a digital
suicde mission will be implemented on the
TOYWAR.battlefields soon....

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