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VICTORY*VICTORY*VICTORY*VICTORY*VICTORY

TOTAL VICTORY for the etoy.CORPORATION
AND THE INTERNET COMMUNITY ((WHICH
PROVED THAT THE NET IS NOT YET IN THE
HANDS OF THE E-COMMERCE GIANTS)).

NOBODY INVESTS TO LOSE MONEY!
NOT EVEN MEDIA ARTISTS...

"MONEY AND SHARES ARE THE OBJECTS OF
OUR DESIRE... BUT ART IS WHAT WE WOULD
KILL FOR..." *

thank you for flying etoy....

_______________________________________
*QUOTE etoy.DAVE, TONGA 1994




(SANTA MONICA / ZUERICH / NEW YORK)
THE LAWSUIT AGAINST etoy IS DROPPED!

according to the etoy.LAWYERS chris truax
in san diego and peter e. wild in zurich
eToys Inc. gave up its naive fight against
the famous international art group etoy
this tuesday after a long and exhausting
dispute about the terms and conditions of
this settlement.

on monday, january 24, 2000, the
TOYWAR.crisis-control-board, 1345 special
TOYWAR.agents and media warriors triggered
another firestorm : within a few hours
many hundred EMAIL-TOY-BOMBS exploded in
the brains of customers, e-shoppers, brokers
and nervous business men all over the world.

no one got hurt - but the message is placed
and the eToys share value sunk below its
initial price of $20: value on tuesday /
11.12 AM: $19.0625 per share unit.

one of the targets of the violence-free
toy-bombing was the eToys HQ in santa monica
... eToys felt that it is now time to drop
this lawsuit and to accept all the demands
the etoy.CORPORATION submitted.

IT WAS A PLEASURE TO DO BUSINESS WITH ONE OF
THE BIGGEST E-COMMERCE GIANTS IN THE WORLD:
F*U*C*K*I*N*G* INTENSE & REALLY EXPENSIVE
BUT A KICK FOR ALL OF US! WE ALL LEARNED A LOT.

WE THANK ALL THE BRAVE AGENTS WHO LINED UP
BEHIND US TO PROTECT THE ART BRAND "etoy" &
FREEDOM ON THE NET!

all agents on TOYWAR.com get rewarded with
etoy.SHARES and special compensations.

TOYWAR.heros will be awarded with etoy.MEDALS
and TOYWAR.titles after champagne and drugs
left the bodies of the TOYWAR.crisis-control-
board-members.

THIS IS A GREAT MOMENT IN THE HISTORY
OF INTERNET ART!

for one time we avoid long statements and
launch the party rockets...

signed and verified: the etoy.BOARD
(MORE INFORMATION SOON!)

etoy.CRISIS-PRESS-OFFICE: 0041 1 242 40 81
etoy.PRESS-FTP: ftp://212.71.98.169/pub

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TONIGHT! 26.1.2000: "10vor10" / SFDRS
broadcasted all over europe on 3sat
27.01.2000 / 00:30 (2,5 hours later)
repeated hourly on SFi 00.00 and 01.00
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_____________________________________________
if you joined this community because of the
lawsuit....you can now unsubscribe@toybomb.com
without any negative feelings! good bye & it
was nice to meet you. otherwise stay tuned and
wait for even more exciting media viruses and
twisted business plans from the
etoy.LABORATORIES. we are not done yet.

LAST MESSAGE TO the eToys LEGAL-DEPT:
THANK YOU FOR HELPING US GROW!

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