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URGENT! TOYWAR.order

TOYWAR.agent! THIS IS A CALL FOR ACTION.
- THE FIRST REAL TOYWAR.order:
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YOU REGISTERED AS A TOYWAR.com AGENT
(LIKE 1345 OTHER BRAVE GIRLS & BOYS DURING
THE LAST FEW WEEKS) TO FIGHT FOR THE
FREEDOM OF ART, FOR YOUR LIFESTYLE AND FOR
THE INDEPENDENCE OF THE DIGITAL GENERATION.

YOU WERE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOUR
COMMITMENT COULD LEAD TO VERY DIFFICULT
AND EVEN DANGEROUS SITUATIONS. THIS IS THE
REASON WHY YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS
EMERGENCY ALERT MAIL NOW:

THE FIRST PERIOD WAS TOO SOFT AND BORING
FOR MANY OF YOU. WE HAD TO ALLOW SPACE
AND TIME FOR NEGOTIATIONS! etoy WANTS ITS
DOMAIN BACK! THERE IS NO WAR WITHOUT
DIPLOMATS. ONLY SPIES COULD KNOW WHAT
THE PLANS ARE. EVEN THE BOARD OFTEN HAD
NO IDEA OF WHAT'S GOING ON.

BUT: THE NEGOTIATION PERIOD IS OVER. THE
OFFERS ARE WRITTEN AND WILL BE SUBMITTED.
IT IS TIME TO LAUNCH SOME TOY-MISSILES*

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WE NEED YOUR SKILLS ON THE BATTLEFIELD :
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etoy.ATTORNEYS will officially inform the
eToys lawyers about the etoy.CONDITIONS for
an "agreement": "etoy will not give up any
trademark rights or any other rights. eToys
will not get any control over etoy.CONTENT
or etoy.ART-PRODUCTS. this lawsuit will be
dropped WITHOUT PREJUDICE. etoy demands
legal expenses to be covered. eToys has to
accept our conditions not the other way
around"

YOU HAVE TO PRESS FOR A DECISION. NOW!

YOU ARE MORE POWERFUL AND IMPORTANT THAN
LAWYERS AND THE PRESS: ACCORDING TO eToys`
STATEMENTS IT WAS THE COMMUNITY WHICH TOLD
THEM TO "MOVE AWAY FROM THE LAWSUIT" ...
NOW WE SHOULD URGE THEM TO GO ONE STEP
FURTHER... IT IS TIME TO DROP THE LAWSUIT!

THERE ARE 1345 TOYWAR.agents registered at
this moment.

THE GIANT WILL BE CONCERNED ABOUT ITS
FUTURE IF 1345 PERSONAL INFORMATION
TOY-MISSILES* ARE LAUNCHED WITH THE MESSAGE:
"CONSIDER THE etoy.CONDITIONS SERIOUSLY!"

eToys CANNOT ESCAPE AGAIN: THIS IS NOT A
WAY TO KEEP THE etoy.com DOMAIN OFF THE
NET! THIS IS OUR LAST OFFER TO eToys! AND
WE WON'T CHANGE OUR POSITION BECAUSE WE
HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WHAT WE HAVE DONE
SINCE 1994!

TOYWAR.order: LOAD YOUR BROWSER AND GET
ACTIVE! WORK ON THE TOTAL VICTORY OF THE
TOYWAR.community OVER ONE OF THE BIGGEST
E-COMMERCE COMPANIES IN THE WORLD. BE
PART OF A HISTORICAL MOMENT. NO ONE WILL
GET HURT. THIS IS ONLY TOYWAR! BUT IT
AFFECTS THE WAY PEOPLE THINK AND THE WAY
CORPORATIONS WILL OPERATE IN THE FUTURE -
IF WE CAN WIN THIS BATTLE NOW: THEREFORE
YOU NEED TO SEND SMART eMAIL-TOY-BOMBS* :

GO TO THE BATTLEFIELD right now and use
the business toy bomb mission (the sling
icon). REMIND the board members, the ceo,
employees and other people in the eToys
company of the following:

-----example / write your own mail------


dear eToys LAWYERS, EMPLOYEES, BOARD
MEMBERS and SHAREHOLDERS,

i personally urge you to think about the
conditions the etoy.LAWYERS submit. i am a
member of the TOYWAR.army and have been
following this case with serious interest.
more than 1300 special.AGENTS are expecting
to see the etoy.com domain back on the net.
if eToys does not act now we will be forced
to launch another huge pr campaign, consider
further boycotts and to generate massive
press coverage. many of us are journalists,
lawyers and very well connected people who
are able to mobilize many other opinion
leaders as you have seen during this case.

we have restrained our forces because we
wanted to give you a chance ...but now its
up to you ! ACCEPT THE OFFER etoy SUBMITS!
AND TERMINATE A DARK PERIOD IN YOUR HISTORY
BY BACKING OFF!


-----example / write your own mail------


you get etoy.POINTS in reward for your help
(10 points/first msg)! if you are too busy
to log on to TOYWAR.com send a msg from your
mail box.... send it to toby@etoys.com / cc
it to judge@toybomb.com and include your
combat name... to receive the etoy.POINTS!

do not forget this! you registered to
generate impact... not to be a war-tourist.
the more people write - the more clear it is
that eToys must accept the offer our lawyers
submit and to back off now!

DO IT NOW ! THIS IS A TOYWAR.order !

EVERY AGENT WHO DOES NOT RESPECT THIS RISKS
SERIOUS TROUBLES WITH HIS/HER COMMANDER.


the TOYWAR.crisis-control-board


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AFTER READING THIS ORDER YOU MUST SWALLOW
THIS SECRET MESSAGE. DO NOT TALK TO ANYBODY
ABOUT THIS EMAIL.
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COMMANDERS: PLEASE URGE YOUR TROOP TO HELP!
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*DISCLAIMER: do not cross the border of the
law. you don't help by sending out offensive
material, illegal threats etc...(MEDIA TOY
BOMBS ARE NOT REAL BOMBS... THEY DON'T CROSS
THE BORDER OF THE LAW) you must respect this!

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