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SECOND ORDER

as usual: swallow this email after reading!
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soldiers on leave, etoy.AGENTS !

THE CRISIS-CONTROL-BOARD NEEDS TO INTERRUPT YOUR HOLIDAY FOR
ANOTHER TOYWAR.order!!!

TOYWAR.com crisis control gets nervous! DEFCON 1 again!
we do not have time to spell-check this email...
----> EMERGENCY! WAR!

the etoy.BOARD was just about to prepare for a huge
TOYWAR.parade and to award the TOYWAR.heros with etoy.SHARES
(total amount: 30.000 units / value today: 145.000 $ !) as
the TOYWAR.board found out that there are problems with the
installation of the etoy.DOMAIN.

the parade has to be postponed till www.etoy.com is online.
instead 2 shares / points (soldier's pay) were transferred to
your account to buy new energy (health care center on the
battlefield! / with one point you can buy energy for the next
week... if necessary the crisis board hands out more points
later)! remember: TOYWAR.heros who write smart mails and have
good ideas or AGENTS who upload TOYWAR.hymns, resistance sites
and war reports become immortal and don't need to buy energy
in the future! they will even get additional shares and become
...richer than the richest!

THE ORDER:
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TOYWAR has a problem: its called network solutions (NSI /
symbol NSOL, traded on nasdaq / already on the way down)
...they don't want to reinstall the etoy.com domain!

ONE WEEK: NOTHING HAPPENED.
NOT EVEN A MESSAGE FROM NSI!

to "wired news" NSI said ...as long as they do not have an
order from the court they will not do anything to put etoy.com
back on the net.

THIS IS BULLSHIT! THE REMOVAL OF THE etoy.com DNS ROOT ENTRIES
IN DECEMBER WAS ILLEGAL! THE JUDGE DID NOT SIGN ANYTHING RELATED
TO THE etoy.DOMAIN! etoy WAS TOLD NOT TO OPERATE THE WEBSITE (!)
www.etoy.com (till the situation is clear) BUT THE etoy.EMAIL
AND OTHER RELATED SERVICES (like broadcast.etoy.com) WERE NOT
INVOLVED!

NSI DID NOT HAVE AN ORDER TO PUT etoy.com ON HOLD! BUT NOW THEY
NEED AN ORDER TO INSTALL OUR DOMAIN NAME WE PAID FOR! THIS IS
JUST RIDICULOUS.


WHO ARE THEY? OR BETTER: WHO PAYS THEM FOR WHAT?

LOTS OF PEOPLE WANTED TO SUE NSI EARLIER. BUT etoy COULD NOT
HANDLE A 2 FRONT WAR BEFORE eToys DROPPED THE LAWSUIT AGAINST etoy.

eToys which is responsible for the whole mess would have been more
than happy to see etoy fighting against someone else. so etoy
concentrated on eToys (aggressor no. 1).

but now they capitulated! etoy forced them to send a fax to nsi
with the clear message to reinstall all the etoy.SERVICES!
etoy.LAYERS cc of this fax.

but we still do not find our domain! this is why we call you to
generate massive pressure against NSI and to let eToys know that
they better don't do dirty deals with NSI !


MESSAGE : THE TOYWAR.army IS STILL READY TO FIGHT AND SENDS MORE
EFFECTIVE TOYBOMBS TO ALL THE INVOLVED AGGRESSORS. THEY SHOULD
NOT MESS WITH TOYWAR.agents.

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO STOP!

one week ago 1400 soldiers successfully forced eToys to accept
all the
conditions the etoy.LAWYERS submitted (more than 3000 TOYWAR
mail-toy-bombs exploded). eToys accepted within a few hours under
the pressure you all produced..but still: NOTHING HAPPENED WITH
THE DOMAIN!

the eToys share value crashed to under 16 dollars a share (its
still down). TOYBOMBS really hurt the pr guys and make the ceos
sweat! thats why we need to use this legal weapon again.


------------TOYWAR.soldiers ASK NSI & eToys--------------------

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

DOES NSI HAS A BACKSTAGE AGREEMENT TO KEEP etoy ON HOLD AS LONG
AS POSSIBLE? DOES eToys PAYS FOR THIS? WE ALL KNOW THAT NSI HAS
NO REASON TO KEEP etoy OFF LINE IF eToys AGREED TO PUT etoy
BACK ON THE NET! NSI DOES NOT HAVE ANY BENEFIT FROM SUCH A
STUPID THING! NSI NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL! ITS NOT A REAL PROBLEM
TO LET ONE OF THE 46 TOYWAR.lawyers FILE A LAWSUIT! AND 1500
AGENTS ARE WILLING TO SUPPORT SUCH AN ACTION WITH MONEY,
CONNECTIONS, AND THOUSANDS OF EMAILS.

NO COURT EVER TOLD NSI TO PUT THE etoy.DOMAIN ON HOLD.

NSI SHOULD STUDY THE eToys HISTORY, THEIR SHARE VALUE, THE
STRUGGLE IN THE MEDIA AND THE THINGS THEY SAID TO THE PRESS. WE
ALL KNOW THAT IT WAS JUST A QUESTION OF TIME THAT THE USERS
LEARNED HOW TO TEACH GIANTS WHO BULLDOZE AND JUST DO WHAT THEY
WANT TO WITHOUT RESPECTING THE RULES OF THE NET! NSI THINKS
THAT IT IS POWERFUL & SAVE ... BUT THESE DAYS ARE GONE!

THE ABUSE OF POWER IS DANGEROUS. TOYWAR.com IS MORE THAN HAPPY
TO SET ANOTHER EXAMPLE.

greetings: signed a TOYWAR.agent

-------------------you better write your own mail*-----------------

go to www.toywar.com and click the sling icon on the battlefields
to send BUSINESS-TOY-BOMBS*. etoy.POINTS (which will be real
etoy.SHARES soon!) are on the way to your portfolio!


latest article:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/Digital/Features/2000-01/toywar310100.shtml

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if you are scared to go to the battlefield: use your own email client
and send business-toy-bombs:

to: chrisc@netsol.com
to: smcclorey@netsol.com
cc: toby@etoys.com
cc: judge@toybomb.com (to get points/shares...)


*respect the law

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