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etoy.ALERT / CRISIS REPORT

dear etoy.SHAREHOLDERS, etoy.SPONSORS, CUSTOMERS and etoy.FANS,

the etoy.CORPORATION is forced to inform you about a dramatic
etoy.SHARE-VALUE-CRASH. http://www.etoy.com/VALUE/


at the moment the etoy.CRISIS-MANAGEMENT and the etoy.LOGISTICS
department are analyzing the situation. experts in the cities of
san francisco, zurich and vienna will work out solutions to
stabilize the etoy.SHARE.

union related riots in the U.S., further FBI investigations
(etoy.ANONYMOUS-MAILER), unfriendly take-over attempts in california
and the swissair sr111 crash (rumors surrounding the loss of two
highly qualified etoy.AGENTS) are supposed to be among the reasons
of the sudden decline of the etoy.share value in the global market.

the catastrophe happened exactly at the moment of the retreatment
of 4 etoy.TANKS (mobile corporate environment containers) from the
american market and the invasion of the etoy.CREW in europe.

-P-L-S---D-O---N-O-T---P-A-N-I-C- you are protected by etoy.



etoy.PUBLIC-RELATION will contact you with a detailed statement
as soon as possible.


your panic management corporation.
etoy - fighting for a wilder world.
http://www.etoy.com/

UPCOMING: etoy.EUROPE-MARKETING-INVASION
starting in switzerland / october 5th 98




etoy.DISCLAIMER#169 "high risk statement"
this release may contain forward-looking statements that
involve risks and uncertainties. These statements may
differ materially from actual future events or results.
readers are referred to the documents filed by etoy
with blasthaus, specifically the most recent reports on form
10-Q, which identify important risk factors that could
cause actual results to differ from those contained in the
forward-looking statements, including potential fluctuations
in quarterly results, dependence on new product development,
rapid technological and market change, failure to complete
the network on schedule, volatility of stock price, financial
risk management and future growth subject to risks.


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